Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Great Wolf Lodge Grapevine

Why men are the happier people?

It's just so - what to knit from that simple Creatures expect?
The garage belongs to them alone.
wedding preparations are governed by self.
you can be president.
You will never be pregnant.
you can walk around without a shirt ..
Car Mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal
, you must never approach another resting place, because the toilets are disgusting simple.
You do not think big, how about a screw tightened.
Same work, more pay.
fold increase personality.
wedding dresses cost EURO 5000, a Leihfrack only 500 EURO
People stare you in the conversation never on his chest.
The occasional deep belch is practically expected.
New shoes do not push, do not cause blisters or cripple your feet.
The mood is always the same.
phone calls are completed in 30 seconds.
For 1 week of vacation you have a case.
You can open all cans, bottles and glasses.
The smallest attention will be taken note of praise. If someone forgets to invite you
, is and will he / she still your friend.
Your underwear costs EURO 15 in 3-pack.
3 pairs of shoes are more than adequate.
you can on your clothes just do not Fold recognition.
Everything is natural color in your face.
you have the same hairstyle for years, often decades.
You need only shave your face and your neck (leave).
You may not use all your life toys. Your belly usually hides
the wide hips.
you can without regard to the appearance of your legs wearing shorts.
You can use the pocket knife for the nail care "use."
You are free to grow a beard.
You are in a position on the Christmas shopping for 25 family members 24.12. to do in 25 minutes.

Is it any wonder Now that men are happier ...

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