Why men are the happier people?
It's just so - what to knit from that simple Creatures expect?
The garage belongs to them alone.
wedding preparations are governed by self.
you can be president.
You will never be pregnant.
you can walk around without a shirt ..
Car Mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal
, you must never approach another resting place, because the toilets are disgusting simple.
You do not think big, how about a screw tightened.
Same work, more pay.
fold increase personality.
wedding dresses cost EURO 5000, a Leihfrack only 500 EURO
People stare you in the conversation never on his chest.
The occasional deep belch is practically expected.
New shoes do not push, do not cause blisters or cripple your feet.
The mood is always the same.
phone calls are completed in 30 seconds.
For 1 week of vacation you have a case.
You can open all cans, bottles and glasses.
The smallest attention will be taken note of praise. If someone forgets to invite you
, is and will he / she still your friend.
Your underwear costs EURO 15 in 3-pack.
3 pairs of shoes are more than adequate.
you can on your clothes just do not Fold recognition.
Everything is natural color in your face.
you have the same hairstyle for years, often decades.
You need only shave your face and your neck (leave).
You may not use all your life toys. Your belly usually hides
the wide hips.
you can without regard to the appearance of your legs wearing shorts.
You can use the pocket knife for the nail care "use."
You are free to grow a beard.
You are in a position on the Christmas shopping for 25 family members 24.12. to do in 25 minutes.
Is it any wonder Now that men are happier ...
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Chinese Double Happiness Symbol Rubber Stamp
Quote of the day ...
... without women isses just already somehow gay!
hrhr ... many thanks to Flo!
Thursday, December 17, 2009
How Do You Play Multiplater In Poptropica
motto of the day
"Everyone does from himself to others and forget that there are decent people."
"Everyone does from himself to others and forget that there are decent people."
Heinrich Zille
Sunday, December 6, 2009
Dog Lips Smacks At Night
Message from the CEO (Christmas Event Organizer)
children, I am now on vacation.
Most likely to make up to Christmas I'm back, but the preparations
it should start running now, of course, already.
This meeting also served to be agreed with the Co-Head of Global Christmas Markets (formerly Bogeyman ) the operational structure
that gift distribution to the appropriate private -King's Center ensure and define the target groups clearly. For the first time to also known as gift- Units are offered over the Internet.
The Service Provider ( angels, elves and reindeer ) have already been informed virtually via conference call and the core-competence awarded. A package of incentives
and a separate team-building event at a suitable location to the level of motivation increase and to help a unified corporate culture including identity to develop.
The proposal, each angel a coach to put to one side was for budgetary reasons First gecancelled . Instead, it was decided on an additional client Management Conference, in a test market as a pilot project, a hotline set up for short-term Christmas wishes to the added value to increase for the recipients.
A sophisticated management information system ( MIST) is also benchmark-oriented controlling for each private-'s King Center possible.
After a literature new concept and the layout format of external consultants ( Easter Associates ) have been defined, could also have the be this year's Golden Book ( Golden Book Release V2.22.113.1 ) is created. It appears as
Flyer , supplemented by a leaflet and Newsletter for the current updating . High-volume low-cost- giveaways also serve as a teaser and related marketing activities.
It was also through intense brainstorming a consensus on the mission statement found.
It reads: "Let's keep the candles burning"
and replaces the previous "Merry Christmas" .
X-man had indeed initially had concerns about the corporate redesign . He accepted but ultimately progressive approach Consulting, also in view of the Sharholder -value, and paid tribute to the expertise its investor relations manager .
In this sense: beautiful Advent
Message from the CEO (Christmas Event Organizer) Dr. J.
v.Bethlehem Christ.
children, I am now on vacation.
Most likely to make up to Christmas I'm back, but the preparations
it should start running now, of course, already.
- Status:
How did Christmas show last year on the Internet is, Christmas is no longer Christmas, but X-mas between, so the Santa Claus accordingly, from now X-man hot ! There is
X-mas quasi just around the corner, it is to start no later than October the time, with the Christmas preparation.
pardon, since October, it is high time to start with the roll-out Christmas and Christmas mailing campaign just in time to prepare .
- Note: The
kick-off event ( before 1st Advent ) for this year SANCROS (Santa Claus Roadshow ) has been used on 27 November. Therefore, the official come-together was held of Organizing Committee, chaired by the CIO ( Christmas Illumination Officer ).
This meeting also served to be agreed with the Co-Head of Global Christmas Markets (formerly Bogeyman ) the operational structure
that gift distribution to the appropriate private -King's Center ensure and define the target groups clearly. For the first time to also known as gift- Units are offered over the Internet.
The Service Provider ( angels, elves and reindeer ) have already been informed virtually via conference call and the core-competence awarded. A package of incentives
and a separate team-building event at a suitable location to the level of motivation increase and to help a unified corporate culture including identity to develop.
The proposal, each angel a coach to put to one side was for budgetary reasons First gecancelled . Instead, it was decided on an additional client Management Conference, in a test market as a pilot project, a hotline set up for short-term Christmas wishes to the added value to increase for the recipients.
A sophisticated management information system ( MIST) is also benchmark-oriented controlling for each private-'s King Center possible.
After a literature new concept and the layout format of external consultants ( Easter Associates ) have been defined, could also have the be this year's Golden Book ( Golden Book Release V2.22.113.1 ) is created. It appears as
Flyer , supplemented by a leaflet and Newsletter for the current updating . High-volume low-cost- giveaways also serve as a teaser and related marketing activities.
It was also through intense brainstorming a consensus on the mission statement found.
It reads: "Let's keep the candles burning"
and replaces the previous "Merry Christmas" .
X-man had indeed initially had concerns about the corporate redesign . He accepted but ultimately progressive approach Consulting, also in view of the Sharholder -value, and paid tribute to the expertise its investor relations manager .
In this sense: beautiful Advent
Message from the CEO (Christmas Event Organizer) Dr. J.
v.Bethlehem Christ.
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